I don't know what "Itchssues" I have!!!!!!!!!!!
NOTED. FOR GOOD BEHAVIOR. SPECIAL ATTIRE. PARTIALLY CLAW APPLIED. YOu MINIONS ARE SO BAFFLINGLY INDIRECT ABOuT THE THINGS YOu WANT.
I can be direct! I can be *so* direct. I can be so direct that I really meant to say that was *hot* but thought that might be too forward.
WHY THE FuCK WOuLD IT BE TOO FORWARD? ARE YOu DEMENTED? AS LONG AS YOu MAKE IT CLEAR WHAT YOuR #NSFW INTENTIONS ARE. IT DOES NOT MATTER IF I. FOR INSTANCE. DESCRIBED THE WAY I COuLD LIBERATE YOuR FLuFFY. SOFT. IMMACuLATELY uNTOuCHED FLESH. INTO THE OPEN AIR. CHASTISE YOu FOR NOT TAKING BETTER CARE OF YOuR OuTFITS. FOR LETTING EACH. DECORATIVE STRuT GO TARNISHED BY THE BLOOD OF OuR ENEMIES. AND THE MuD YOu LEFT THEM IN. I COuLD LITERALLY TALK ABOuT. SNATCHING YOu BY THE HIPS. AND YANKING YOu IN. FOR A STERN TALKING TO. JOuSTING MY FINGER AT YOuR CHEST. AND ANNOYEDLY uNFASTENING. EVERY BuTTON. uNDOING EVERY BOW. AND PEELING BACK EVERY LAYER OF CLOTHING. uNTIL IT STOPS DISTRACTINGLY MALFuNCTIONING. IN A CHAIN REACTION DOWN ALONG YOuR ENTIRE WARDROBE. WHILE I BERATE YOuR uNMANNERLY LACK OF FuCKING TACT. THEN. DIGGING MY HANDS. MY FOOT. MY FuCKING FACE INTO THE SMALL OF YOuR BACK. WHILE TRYING TO FIGuRE OuT WHICH CORSET BELONGS TO YOu. AND NOT ANY NuMBER OF THE OTHER ASSORTED FREAKS. IN MY PRIZED RETINE OF BADDIES WHO DO WHAT I FuCKING SAY.
I uh. I ... dropped my phone in uh. The dish water and... It took me awhile to get it working after I read this. Uh. Holy shit??????????? I don't even know what to say. I- omg. Do you really mean that?
WHAT THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN WHEN. ANY TIME. LITERALLY FOREVER AND ALWAYS! LITERALLY ANY TIME!!! THIS IS NOT SOME. FuCKING. SPHINX'S RIDDLE BuLLSHIT YOu ARE PuLLING. IS IT. WHAT KINDOF DIPSHIT PRANK OF WHIMSY AND MORONIC INSOLENCE IS THIS. THERE IS NOT A SET TIME. FOR A LITERAL. LORD OF TIME.
MY WORDS ARE RuNNING TOGETHER. I AM LOSING IT. OVER THIS INFuRIATING ASS BuTTFuCKERY. STOP BEING COY. YOu ARE DEFINITIVELY BEING COY RIGHT NOW.
...Now? I mean-- I'm not pulling some kind of riddle thing, I'm just. I know you have time for us all the time but. Oh god. I'm overwhelmed, dude.