:33 < can mew guys stop arguing in my replies its clogging up my purrbeast roleplay
DESCRIBE YOuRSELF. CLEARLY YOu DID A SHITTY JOB THE FIRST TIME. APPARENTLY. YOu ARE NOT A FEMINIST. A WOMAN CAN BE ANYTHING SHE WANTS. EVEN A PuRRBEAST. BuT IN THIS FuCKED uP STuPID REGRESSIVE Au. WHERE WOMEN HAVE TO BE OTHER THINGS. AND ONLY OTHER THINGS. YOu ARE ONLY A PuRRBEAST. GIVE ME MORE INFORMATION SO I CAN uSE IT AGAINST YOu.
:33 < i like to go on hikes and go hunting and take naps and have snacks and play with my furriends!
YOu VAGuEPOSTING FuCKWIT. ARE YOu STILL HERE? OBVIOuSLY I uNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT. I HANDED IT OuT. AND REMINDED THE CLASS. AND EVEN WENT OuT OF MY WAY TO OFFER. ADDITIONAL AFTER HOuRS OFFICE TIME. TO MAKE uP ASSIGNMENTS. AND SHE IS STILL FAILING. ARE YOu HERE TO INTERVENE ON HER BEHALF? TO BEND OVER MY DESK AND BRIBE ME TO GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE? TO GIVE ME...WHAT NOBODY ELSE CAN. WHAT MY SISTER ONCE DID. A SHOuLDER TO CRY ON. A HAND TO HOLD. A SOFT. PENETRATING GLANCE WHEN I DO WRONG. A COMMENDING PAT WHEN I DO RIGHT? DISGuSTING. FuCKING PuTRID. RANCID EVEN. I AM PuKING IN BETWEEN ALL OF MY KEYS AND THEY ARE STICKY NOW. GROSS. FINE. SHE CAN HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE. JuST NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
OKAY. SCENE. ENTER CALIBORN. THE BIGGEST AND BRAWLIEST BEAR THIS HIKE HAS EVER SEEN. THE MANGLED LIMBS OF HIS LAST EATEN PREY STILL FRESHLY COMPRESSED TO HIS TEETH. ONE OF THEM IS GOLDEN. BY THE WAY. THE REST ARE REGuLAR COLORED. BuT NO LESS HARD. THE TENSILE STRENGTH IS ENOuGH TO SHATTER BOuLDERS. WHICH HE HAS DONE. TO SHARPEN HIS FANGS LIKE WHETSTONES. AS THE SATISFYING CRuNCH OF A BONE BREAKAGE SENDS SPLINTERS THROuGH THE AIR. THE MAGNIFICENT FuRLESS BEAST. STARES DOWN THE DuMB BITCH KITTY. AND LIFTS A FEARSOME PAW. TO RETRIEVE A CuSTOM MAGAZINE GILDED PLATE AK-47 RIFLE WITH RAPID FIRE. INCREASED AMMO CAPACITY. SELF FEEDING MELEE RELOAD AND RECOIL SuPPRESSION. AND CLOSE PROXIMITY BARBED SuRFACING. THE GuN IS FuLLY LOADED AND POINTED IN YOuR DIRECTION NOW. THE REAL HuNT BEGINS.
That wasn't even vague. I was, in fact, being very explicit. I was just talking like you wouldn't get the notification even though I knew you would, and have gotten the exact reaction from you I was seeking. You're welcome. You have been played.
That said, you should maybe talk to someone about your sister.
I SET uP A MEMORIAL PAGE. FOR EXPRESSLY THAT PuRPOSE. IT IS GETTING LOTS OF TRACTION. YOu WOuLD KNOW THAT IF YOu CARED.