CALIBORN

3 days ago

CEO OF SEX

LEGALIZED SEX MARRIAGE. AND OuT OF MARRIAGE. REALLY. ALL SEX.

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Part of the Chittr team

@caliBorn[CB]

ER HEM. GOOD EVENING. BITCHES. TODAY I COME BEFORE YOu. TO TALK ABOuT ONE BITCH IN PARTICuLAR. AND THAT BITCH. IS OF THE BAD VARIETY. THE BADDEST BITCHES. RARELY HAVE THEIR LEGENDS IMMORTALIZED. THEIR JOKES TuRNED TO THE CACKLES OF SCALDING HOT SKALD RHYMES. LIMMERICKS. AND JOVIAL LITTLE RED NOSE SQuEEZEABLE YuCK YuCKS. IN THE TWISTED SPAN OF THE DARK CARNIVAL. AND ITS EVERLASTING MERRY GO ROuND. OF RECuRSIVE INFINITY. BuT AS A TINY GLIMPSE. OF THE PROMISED PARADISE. BELONGING TO ALL WHO RIGHTFuLLY FuCK WITH ME. AND MOST RIGHTEOuSLY THROW DOWN THE GAuNTLET. IN ACTS OF EXTREME SERVITuDE. I AM TAKING THIS MOMENT TO RECOGNIZE SOMETHING TRuLY uNEXPECTED. SOMETHING TRuLY uNANTICIPATED. SOMETHING EXTRAORDINARY. ONE. TWISTED COMEDIAN. A PROuD SICK FuCK. HAS SIFTED THROuGH THE ENTIRE APOCRYPHAL ANNALS OF HISTORY. TO SLOWLY. BuT WITH THE CERTAINTY OF A WHOOP WHOOP HOLLERING AXE WIELDER. SPLIT THE SKuLLS OF THE ONLOOKING MASSES. WITH A PRAISEWORTHY PERFORMANCE. A HEE HEE TO SPLINTER THE HEAVENS. AND SEND BLESSED SOuLS OF THE INNOCENTS TuMBLING DOWN INTO DOuBLE DEATH. A HOO HOO TO EXORCISE THE WRATHFuL SPIRITS OF THE COuNTLESS HELLS OF REVERBERATING ECHOSIDE. AND A HAA HAA TO uNLEASH CATASTROPHIC AND CALAMITOuS CONSEQuENCES ONTO ALL WHO SEEK TO ROB THE WORLD. OF ITS MANY MERRIMENTS. THIS SICK SADISTIC MOTHERFuCKER. WENT BACK. AND LIKED. NOT ONE. NOT TWO. OR THREE. OR FOuR. OR FIVE OR SIX OR SIX HuNDRED AND SIXTY SIX. BuT ALL OF MY STORIED CHITTER CHATTERS. A CHRONICLER. A PERSONAL DISCIPLE. IN FACT. HE WOuLD LOOK RATHER FETCHING IN THE DISCIPLE'S uNIFORM WOuLD HE NOT? THAT BuLKILY BARRICADED FIGuRE. ECLIPSED ON ALL SIDES BY A TIGHT LITTLE RuGGED CuT SPANDEX OuTFIT. FORM HuGGING SKIRT. AND INEXCuSABLE ADORATION INSPIRING SHAPELINESS. PERFECT FOR A ROBuST GuFFAW OR GIGGLE. MuCH TO THINK ABOuT. HAVING SAID THAT. @twistedComedy I AWARD YOu. THE HIGHEST HONOR I CAN BESTOW. AT THIS TIME. EVENTuALLY. I WILL PROBABLY HAVE TO COME uP WITH HIGHER HONORS. BuT FOR NOW. THESE. WEAR THEM. WITH PRIDE OF YOuR DISTINCTION. YOuR DEDICATION HAS NOT GONE uNNOTICED. MY EMISSARIES OF DARKNESS SHOuLD BE ALONG SHORTLY. TO GIVE YOu YOuR WHAT FOR. AND SHOWER YOu IN PRAISES. KAINE TOuTHE. MAY YOuR JAW uNHINGE WITH LAuGHTER uNCONTESTED. BY THE INFINITE SPAN OF THE COSMOS. MAY YOu EVER REJOICE AT THE BEAuTY OF YOuR SPLENDOROuS. KNEE SLAPPERS. AND SPLINTERERS AS WELL. MAY YOu ALWAYS CARRY IN YOuR BELLOWSAC. THE FuRIOuS WINDS. NECESSARY. TO CHuCKLE WITH YOuR ENTIRE BODACIOuSLY ABuNDANT BELLY. AT ALL WHO DARE THINK THAT THEY CAN STAND AGAINST YOu. FOR YOu CARRY THE RECOGNITION. THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. DARE I SAY. THE MOTHERFuCKING PRAISE AND COMMENDATION. OF A LORD. WHO IS IMPRESSED BY YOuR ACTIONS. ENAMORED BY THE PROSPECT. OF YOuR ETERNALLY CONTINuED EMPLOY. AND uTTERLY uNDENIABLY ENTHRALLED. TO HAVE YOu AS ONE OF OuR DISTINGuISHED MEMBERS. ERECT EVER ALWAYS. AND SHOuLDERS LOCKED IN TOWERING TOW. AT THE MAJESTY OF WHAT YOu INFLICT ON OuR ENEMIES. REMOVE SKuLLS. SHATTER CROWNS THAT ARE NOT ON MY HEAD. MAKE ME DOuBLE. TRIPLE. QuADRuPLE KING. FOR IF THIS PETTY CHESS BOARD WE CALL LIFE. HAS ANYTHING TO SAY. ABOuT YOuR PLACE IN MY DARK ENTOuRAGE. MY ARMY OF EMINENTLY ENCROACHING EVIL. MY SPRAWLING MIASMA THAT SWEEPS uP ALL IN ITS PASS. I CAN THINK OF NO MORE FITTING A POSITION. FOR THE DISTANT. BuT TREASuRED QuEEN. THAN THE PAWN THAT HAS JuST BEEN PROMOTED TODAY. YOu ARE NO SCuLLERY MAID. NO SKIMPY BITCH. NO NEIGH SPITTING KNEELER. YOu BOW TO NO ONE. NOT EVEN TO I. CARRY YOuRSELF LOFTY AND TALL. YOuR LORDLING CARES ABOuT YOu. NEVER LET THAT FEELING LEAVE. MIRTHFuL ONE. CRACK A SMILE. WILL YOu? I CERTAINLY HAVE. tuwut AND I HAVE YOu. TO THANK. FOR THAT. https://i.imgur.com/OgwzNrv.png