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NO. BECAuSE THAT WOuLD BE QuOTING MY SISTER. AND THAT IS WRONG. ON SO MANY ABOMINABLE LEVELS. I WOuLD SAY YOuR GENERAL HuGENESS. DRAWS ME IN. LIKE A PLANET. IN ORBITAL FLuX. THAT DOES NOT WANT TO FuCKING BE THERE. BuT IS uNCOMFORTABLY OBLIGED. ON ACCOuNT OF THE AFOREMENTIONED. GENERAL HuGENESS. PROMOTED. TO ADMIRAL ENORMOuS. WHEN THE FETID FuNKSTENCH. OF YOuR RIDICuLOuS PROPORTIONS. HAS THE TOP BRASS GOING. *DAMN*. THEY ACTuALLY SAY THAT. *DAMN*. *I DO NOT THINK WE CAN HOLD HER*. STERNLY GRABBING HIS SHOuLDERS. SHuDDERING. THE PRESIDENT OF FAT PEOPLE GOES. *NO MAN OR WOMAN ALIVE EVER HAS. SHE IS TOuCHLESS. THAT IS WHAT MAKES HER DANGEROuS. SHE WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ATTENTION. EVEN AFTER DEATH*. AND AS A RESuLT. THEY LAuNCH EVERY VILE CHEMICAL WEAPON THEY HAVE ON HAND. TO PLuG uP YOuR BLACK HOLE. WITH AS MANY EXPLODEABLES. AS THERE ARE INCINDIARY DEVICES. ACROSS EVERY PLANET CONQuERED. A BEAuTIFuL FIREWORKS DISPLAY. TO BLOT OuT THE BLOAT. ALSO MOTHS ARE FuCKING WEAK. MOST OF THEM. DO NOT EVEN HAVE MOuTHS. MY MOuTH IS MY MOST PROMINENT FEATuRE. YOu WOuLD KNOW THAT. CONSIDERING. THE MOMENT YOu HAD YOuR OWN. YOu uSED IT TO SHOVE FuCKTRuPLE DECKER SANDWICHES. PAST YOuR uNHINGED JAW. LIKE SCOOBY DOO. OF SCOOBY DOO MYSTERIES ACCLAIM.
WHY THE FuCK WOuLD YOu POST IT. A SECOND TIME. YOu INFuRIATING FuCKING PANSIE ASS. I JuST GOT OVER. THE INITIAL POSTING. WHAT THE ACTuAL FuCK IS WRONG WITH YOu. AND WHY DID YOu NOT SIMPLY LET IT LOOP. YOu ARE AN uTTER SADIST. ACTuALLY. FuCK YOu. I AM REWINDING YOuR GIF. PERMANENTLY. HEE HEE. HOO HOO. BET YOu DID NOT SEE THAT COMING. I AM RuINING YOuR PLAYTIME FuN. THAT IS IT. I HAVE FuCKING HAD IT. WAY TO GO TuBBY. WAY TO FuCKING GO. YOuR FAT ASS FuCKED uP A GOOD THING. MY FORGIVENESS HAS SINCE BEEN RESCINDED. AND NOW. FOR uS BOTH. ETERNAL SuFFERING. A REPEATED ASININE SERIES OF ANTICS THAT COuLD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED. WAY TO GO. BIG BRAIN PLAYS BEING MADE.
