im♤gine you h♤ve served loy♤lly ♤s ♤ courier♤dictor for sweeps ♤ person♤l messenger for the high h♤tched troll you serve you still exist, in theory, in the b♤rr♤cks but more oft th♤n not your comm♤nder bids you st♤y in their qu♤rters ♤n instrument of ple♤sure ♤s well ♤s ♤ tool for de♤th #suggestive #qu♤dr♤ntpondering #nospecifiedqu♤dr♤nt #pitchbi♤s #n♤tur♤lly
Can't ima6ine that. o︵o
ma'am, i'm the best 6osh darn Courier outta thrashthrust.
i c♤re not for the drivel of someone so dedic♤ted to following ♤ #h♤sht♤g th♤t they must w♤nder into ♤ post th♤t is cultur♤lly irrelev♤nt to them but seeing ♤s your species ♤ppe♤rs to "get off" on stuffing their scent bulb into everyone else's business i im♤gine i will be m♤de privy to your thoughts reg♤rdless of my desire
♤nd you c♤nnot im♤gine being so speci♤lized ♤s to deliver for ♤dmir♤lty? missives of doom to loc♤l s♤pients is ♤ de♤r tr♤dition for trolls of our ilk ♤lmost held ♤s s♤cred ♤s being m♤rtyred delivering s♤id missives to s♤id n♤tives
n'aww, i'd hate dealin' with all that there military bureauCratiC Crap! servin' the loCal normal folk makes me happier than any o' that Crap Could.
i will eventu♤lly grow nost♤lgic for the sm♤ll-time m♤il im sure but re♤lly it IS fun dodging primitive we♤ponry when you h♤ve ♤ mission like this
pff, don't worry, i 6et plenty of that experienCe. just had to deal with some lil' bandit bastard yesterday, matter o' faCt. well hey, here's to you, fellow Courier! ^◡^
dude its not that deep i just rlly wanted 2 make that joke n ur post was just the first non casper or non dave strider related post i saw lol