totally candid shot not evven posin an shit just my natural state documented in crystal 7k your lusus could nevva afford this ultra high definition production quality full chitin casin grub illuminated camera sigh im so ugly (( gift art by my bootyiful oomfie @ratking-buffet ))

that is *step fucking one* of us changing hotshot.
i knoww but i dont wwant you lookin at me or anyone really can you turn around wwhen i change

vwhats your plan for pailing? like, lights off, missionary but shes blindfolded, youre both under some blankets, no kissing, and your glasses are off so you cant really see her either? #nsfvw
wwell no thats asinine you can get sneaky an peek through a blindfold i guess id havve to enucleate her to ensure she cant laugh at me
ugh wwhy do you evven care wwhat are ya not #notgay or somethin im just sparin you the sorry sight

okay, noted, wvere finding you a gal wvhos into barkbeaststyle. #nsfwv

eridan. buddy. pal. chum. im not helping you put a gal into a sensory depriwvation chamber wvith just her ass and nook sticking out like one of those hentais. #nsfwv
wwell wwhy NOT dont act like you wwouldnt also take joy in it cro

as much joy as id get outta a particularly wvell-crafted fleshdark, hawve some fuckin standards man. #nsfvw

