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==> I'm rarely on here. I haven't had time to develop an internal expectation of how you speak. It kind of sounds like you're trying to mimic, someone, honestly. Your great grandfather?
or maybe i just havve an appreciation for expressin myself through the beauty a language you philistine then again i shouldnt expect a member a your primitivve race to understand the sophisticated appeal a such aristocratic pursuits
==> Philistine? They have the Bible over there on Alternia?
youvve failed step one then dirk time to hit the books an familiarize yourself wwith my wwise chittins make sure to memorize each one carefully until their relief is vvisible on each wwrinkle a your shrivveled sponge
==> Actually I think I kind of like the way you speak now that I've read a few CHITTS. It's like if someone mixed up 6 sweep old you with 6 sweep old Karkat, and then left the wriggler in the library to germinate.
exfuckincuse me ivve alwways had a knack for the wwinsome wwhimsy a wwordsmithin this has fuck all to do wwith kar wwhat the hell man stolen vvalor for real
==> I mean yeah. But I don't think you were as elaborate as he was. And now you are. Thus, the library germination period.