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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

a wwomans breasts are the most important thin about her there is no other trait that rivvals in importance #nsfww

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im wwaitin for the camera to pan out an for ashton kutcher to come out an tell me ivve been punkd

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@coralConviviality[CC]

No idea w)(o t)(at is. Now will you stop being so KOI and ask me on a proper paledate.

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

im sorry fef but the last thin i wwant is to be pigeonholed in that shithole quadrant again can wwe just go on a normal date

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@coralConviviality[CC]

You know w)(at? I don't sea w)(y not. A normal date wit)( nice conversation and if you're lucky, I'll )(old your )(and!

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

yeah

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@coralConviviality[CC]

A date it is! I'm excited! You get a c)(ance to s)(ow you've c)(anged!

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hold on those arent the terms wwe agreed to

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@coralConviviality[CC]

O)( w)(ale! We're going to )(ave so muc)( FUN!

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your optimism just barely assuages my gut tellin me this is gonna be a shit showw wwhen an wwhere do i pick you up

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@coralConviviality[CC]

LODAG around w)(at would be sunset for you. Its all going to be just fine! T)(ere's t)(e --Eri I know somew)(ere deep down beneat)( t)(at Barrier Reef. I'm D--ET--ERMIN--ED to see it again.