I was hugged an appropriate amount as a child. Perhaps too much, even.
interestin you knoww its basically science that girls get hugged more than boys the ratio a girlhugs to boyhugs is somethin like 20:1 the hug gap is vvaster than the circumference a her imperial condescensions stern three times ovver if only there wwere a wway to regulate this systematic bias i propose a public wwelfare policy that instates that all hugless young vviolets get a bureaucratically mandated boyhugger
Consider instead the abolishment of the custodian system, to be replaced by a cloth lusus/wire lusus program. Cloth lusus will be constructed of soft and pliable materials; it will be squishy, a bit damp, and contain several holes suitable for pail installation when the ward comes of age. Wire lusus will be a barbed wire-frame construction, with a nutrition bile globule in the center and a gun. These lusii will provide protection, comfort, nutrition, and emotional intimacy to their wards. I believe you would be a more well-adjusted and likable individual had your rearing been similar to my proposal. #nsfw
i oughta givve credit wwhere its due wwitch your grotesque oedipal analogies strike me in that sticky sensitivve spot feww wwords can reach but my carnic philosophy impedes me from approachin the acme you speak a because i hate lusii their vvarious textures disgust me the small ones make me especially uncomfortable but id be remiss to tell you to do awway wwith the wwhole thin an start from scratch this is a fine idea but i havve a proposition that wwill turn fine into great you can be the cloth lusus complete wwith the pailin mechanism an ill be me wwhat say you an experiment to test your hypothesis
As you're surely aware, any good science experiment requires a control group. I'll present you a challenge. Create a prototype wire lusus, then have relations with it. Only then can we move on to any sort of cloth lusus discussion.
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