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as codified by statute 34 section twwo male citizens a the maritime republic a the great fincel revvolution must undergo mandatory bulge checks to ensure that all male citizens havve fair access to the female population as an anti macrophallism measure due to missin out on key devvelopmental an romantic milestones fincels wwith bulges rangin from micro to just beloww avverage wwill be guaranteed a female 8-10 thus bulge size is commensurate to a wwomans attractivveness on the flip side gigachads wwith macrophalluses are civvilly barred admission to any wwoman abovve a twwo failure to abide by this immutable laww wwill result in bein publicly drawwn through the streets by a hoofbeast an subsequently dismembered in the spirit a superior greco roman tradition to wwhich the maritime republic a the great fincel revvolution owwes its roots long livve urbs roma male lovvin (or hatin) male relationships are bound to similar albeit disparate strictures such bein that the man wwith the larger bulge is the civilly designated receivver #nsfww #gore #maritimerepublicathegreatfincelrevvolution

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"= you are potentially one of the least sane trolls. in the history. of chittr. or other sites. ="

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this is somehoww your fault i bet your mudblood genetics wwere mixed wwith mine in the slurry droppin me fivve points on the decile scale if i had an empire mandated matesprit i wwould havve no time to chitt my manifesto

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"= eh no. i think i have some violet in me though, for sure. my hatching cavern was riiiight by the ocean. either way, you are still, frankly pointless with your rambling. ="

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you question my sanity then claim to be mixed vviolet #okay

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= and like every other caste, idiot. everyone is some proportion genetically, everything, it is just the dominating gene. that hits the hemodevelopment - unless you come from a very exclusive and very "inbred" cavern. ="

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"= you are still crazy. and now. possibly. that too. ="

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i wwas bein hyperbolic my slurrymatch results came back 98% vviolet havvin .000000002% vviolet in the slurry from wwhich your sorry ass hatched aint make ya one a us

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"= i think it's more like 55br 30vi 10bl (approx.) and then low % amounts of other stuff. i had a test as part of some of my checks when i was onship. you know the tests if you are referring to your kind of ridiculous 98, which, aha, explains some shit. ="

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onship as wwhat clean up creww im lookin at your pfp right noww an theres no wway your only 55br those obnoxious loww evol canines tell a different story

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"= you haven't seen me swim. i have a good capability there, not that, aha, not that it is too useful. uh, from what i understand the size-additional properties of the general highblood genomes contributed to that, maybe doubly with the horns shit, as well as the fact that i stand six five pre-horns. /regardless/ you very much look like 98v for better or for worse. ="