this place is infested wwith jawwless pissbloods evvery time i refresh my tl im bombarded by another ten sols theyre multiplyin like bloody bacteria despite bein lispy foul smellin acne prone scoliotic MUTANTS all a em seem to effortlessly possess a seraglio a fat bottomed bitches an frankly ivve had enough WWHAT DOES HE HAVVE THAT I DONT WWHAT IRRESISTABLE QUALITY DOES THAT TOOTHLESS HONEYMONGER HAVVE THAT ALLOWWS HIM TO COMMAND HOARDS A FEMININE WWOBBLEMEAT LIKE A BLEETBEAST HERDER girls should be throwwin themselvves at ME they should be BEGGIN to choke on my VVIOLET JEWWEL instead a inferior bifurcated bulge I HATE SOLLUX CAPTOR I HATE WWOMEN
d0n't y0u? it's n0t like this half empty skull is g00d f0r much else.
w0w. s0 n0t 0nly d0 y0u want t0 desecrate my mangled c0rpse, y0u'll 0nly d0 it if i'm n0t int0 it?? y0u're fucked up. i knew y0u g0t 0ff t0 my misery but this is sick and twisted even f0r y0u.
i shudder t0 imagine what 0ther depraved shit y0ur thinkpan can c00k up.
do y0u want actual advice or are y0u just bitching.
there is no wworld timeline paradox or alternate history wwhere i wwould seek advvice from a mouth breathin pisscel i mean holy mackerel talk about ovvercompensatin you got double the equipment an youre still sevveral evvolutionary steps behind the avverage gutterblood any bitch eri wwho insists otherwwise is a fraud wwearin my regal fishy skin in a most illicit fashion
and yet i get, as you s0 eloquently put it, h0ards of w0bblemeat.
he wwho hoards the wwooblemeat is wweak a character an jaww unlike the troll wwho resists the troll wwho lacks girlass wwill be the first to reach troll jhana - troll sun tzu