
mind if i devvastate you vvia the raww unbridled powwer of hope for a more glorious tomorroww real quick

youre hardly rainboww drinkery or chainsawwey enough to inspire that long forgotten and atrophied emotion in me the mountain
IF Y⧃U ARE REFERENCING S⧃METHING THE M⧃UNTAIN D⧃ES N⧃T GET IT BUT Y⧃UR RIDICUL⧃US FACIAL HAIR ANGERS HIM T⧃ N⧃ END AND HE IS IMAGINING IT WHILE READING Y⧃UR REPLY

you also havve a beard wwhat is this preposterous shade youre throwwin at me right noww the mountain
ALL⧃W ME T⧃ SIMPLIFY MY BEARD = REMARKABLE Y⧃UR BEARD = PRE C⧃NSTERN ERA BEF⧃RAN

oh my god its literally almost exactly the same beard except mine ascends farther along my jawwline UGH id consult wwith my univverse hoppin timewwitch contact about wwhy wwhat you just saids probably a horrific self burn but shes BUSY havvin stupid goddamn hatepicnics wwith a filthy jumpsuit wwearin mime ok actually the mountain id be interested in a duel if youre in the mood to face divvine judgement
YES. A PRIME EXAMPLE ⧃F JAWSHAME THAT PLAGUES THE FACIAL HAIR C⧃MMUNITY MANY ARE ASHAMED ⧃F THEIR LINE N⧃T I HMMMMMMMMMMMM THE M⧃UNTAIN ACCEPTS Y⧃UR DUEL PR⧃P⧃SITI⧃N.

ill begin my plane shiftin ritual immediately i suggest you prepare for my arrivval by makin peace wwith wwhatevver fake gods are popular on beforus

ok wwait that wwas tuff

