(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOOFED STRAIGHT AMBROSIAN GODBLOOD WITH POWDERED BICYCLOPS EYE IN THE BACK OF A PHOENICIAN TRIEME, WOKE UP SPEAKING PHOENICIAN, FOUNDED CARTHAGE BY ACCIDENT, THEN BURNED THAT SHIT DOWN MYSELF THREE CENTURIES EARLY JUST CAUSE I WAS BORED AND THE TUSKBEASTS LOOKED AT ME FUNNY. HAULED OUT WITH A RUSTBLOODED SHAWTY OVER MY SHOULDER, WENT FULL BULLDOG ON HER NOOK IN THE FIRE AND FLAMES UNTIL SHE THOUGHT I WAS THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS. I'M LITERALLY JUST BUILT DIFFERENT. #substance #nsfw
Kult: +50
Kull: +50
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.00


