chittr
← @gluonGeitonogamy

im going to need you all to develop a cult following around me so i can send you all to harass my girlfriend whenever she gets too smug deal?

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Ratio: 1.38

depends wwho the girlfriend is

id ping her but shes using the same screen name we had since we were KIDS on a website with like a billion roses on it for all i know so youll just have to guess which one

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i can just harass evvery lalonde i see

kind of makes it seem less special that way also vaguely a crime im pretty sure

its not a crime wwith my blood babe

you see saying things like that only makes it sound like more of a crime! stop doing crimes! theyre illegal!

Would you truly want to delegate the task of knocking me down a peg? You would give that satisfaction to another? To a hoard of strange netizens? Is this some new type of "play"?

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only if it works! then the answer is absolutely yes without question because then it just means i have multiple angles of attack >:)

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