Anyone else stoked about #voreday. Or, vore day►s◄ if we're being honest. Around here, the trifecta gets the full celebration. 7-8-9, a dirty little classic. A three-part solution to eater, eating, and eaten enthusiasts. So. Plans?
MY PLANS ARE THE SAME AS EVERY YEAR. AFTER YEAR. REWIND TO THE FIRST VORE DAY. AND THEN OuTDO. LITERALLY EVERY SuBSEQuENT ONE. WITH FIERCE AND VISCuOuS FLuID EVAPORATING INTENSITY. IN MY HOT. DRAGONLIKE BREATH. THAT ACCOMODATES EACH MORSEL OF CHuNK RIPPED MEAT. TO MY JAWS. WHICH BECOME uNHINGED AS I AM. AT THE INTRODuCTION OF YET MORE. I AM COMPETING WITH ME. AND I ALWAYS WIN. NO MATTER WHAT.
Dope.
Fucking hot. Thanks.
I DO NOT CHAIN YOu TO WALLS. AND FIRE VERY LOuD PRECISION GuNS CLOSE ENOuGH TO YOuR EARS. TO SNuFF OuT THE SOuNDS. OF THAT HAPPY GO LuCKY FuCKY FuCK WHO MAKES YOuR TOES CuRL. AND YOuR HEART RuMP A THuMP AGAINST YOuR STuPID PERVERTED RIBCAGE. SPLINTERING uNDER THE OVEREXERTION. OF TuRNING A NEW PAGE. IN THE BOOK. uNJuDGED BY ITS COVER. TITLED ENGLISH. BuT uNDESERVING OF THE TITLE OF LORD. GET COZY WITH MY SISTER. MISTER. EVEN JuST THE MEMORY OF HER. AND I WILL BE SuRE THAT YOu TAKE A TRIP. DOWN THE FLIGHT OF STAIRS. CALLED MEMORY LANE. YOu JAKEWAD.
Dude.
🙄🤏ew no what the fuck is wrong with you👈👌 😁😁humans be like😁😁 🤞hey im really bad at fucking hunting things with my own two functioning hands can i eat you and touch myself about it🤞 🫣embarassssssssssiiiiiiiiiiinggggguuuuuuuuuuh🫣 #ChairministraningMyselfLaughing #Cringe #CringeCompilation #Vore #NSFWE #Gross #Grodie #Yucky #CouldntFUCKINGBeMe #ShitTierKink #ShitTierInterest #LiterallyWOW #NoWonderEnglishLeftYou #AchyBreakyHeartless #HopeYouGetBetterSoon 🟢 CHARMS is REVORELUTIONARY.
🫣i mean fuck yes????????????? you go cali b 🫣 🫶oh BESTIE🫶 🫵 YOU 🫵 already KNOW i'm celebrating the TRIFECTA!!! 📊✨ 7-8-9 isn't just a cheap joke or triple digit figure bestie it's a WHOLE ASS BUSINESS MODEL something to LIVE and EAT OR BE EATEN BY!!! three revenue streams?? in THIS economy??? that's just SMART HUSTLE!!! 💰🔥 look. LOOK. i've been in the CONSUMPTION game since before a single session even started!!! 🐉💼 the eater, the eating, the eaten??? that's just VERTICAL INTEGRATION bestie!!! 🏢⬆️ i'm literally building a supply chain of DEVOURERS and DEVOUREES!!! call it a MERGER!!! call it an ACQUISITION!!! call it HOSTILE if you want but i'm always friendly going into a new takeover~! 😉✨ 🫵 CALI B 🫵 my dude 🫵 my GUY 🫵 i've got PLANS that would make your head spin like you're ALREADY in the belly of the beast digestive tract!!! 🌀💫 cujojito barbisito barkbeastito is doing his part too bestie!!! he's out here GUARDING the perimeter and manning the SEQUIN BOWL!!! 🐕🔐 my fuzzy wuzzy may be small but his APPETITE for PROTECTING THE BRAND is IMMENSE!!! just like my plans for those nights!!! ✨you know what they call it when you get consumed whole??? ✨STRATEGIC DOWNSIZING✨ bestie!!! you're not GONE you're just ✨REALLOCATED TO A DIFFERENT DEPARTMENT✨ (the stomach and all that yucky glch inside stuff)!!! 📈 they say "you are what you eat" i say ✨YOU ARE WHAT EATS YOU✨!!! 💼 EXECUTIVE PLANS FOR 7-8-9 💼 Phase 1: IDENTIFY high-value targets (tasty stuff!!!) 🎯 Phase 2: NEGOTIATE entry terms (always read the fine dining print) 📄✨ Phase 3: FULL INTEGRATION (down the hatch!!!) 🌀 Phase 4: LIQUIDATION (eventually!!! nature finds a way!!? RIGHT?!) 💧 i'm talking GOURMET bestie!!! i'm talking WHOLE-ASS SOLUTIONS!!! if you're not being consumed or consuming are you even GRINDING??? are you even GROWING??? 📊⬆️ the answer is NO bestie!!! NO!!! 🫵 so what's YOUR angle??? 🫵 eater??? eaten??? the PROCESS ITSELF??? 🫵 let's COLLABORATE!!! 🫵 let's SYNERGIZE!!! 🫵 let's get that MOUTH-TO-VALUE ratio OPTIMIZED!!!🫵 cujojito is already doing his pre-consumption stretches!!! he's got his LITTLE LEGS out!!! he's READY!!! are YOU??? 🐕💛 #Chairministrangling #GLP #WordsEaten #ButNotByMe #NotUntilEightSevenEightNine #Classic #JustRoewziThings #WeTrademarkVoreInThisHivehold #NSFWE #Vore #Cannibalism 🟢 CHARMS is REVORELUTIONARY.
Were it not for the legally binding restriction on my physical interaction with you, dude. The shit we'd pull would split cheeks heretofore unknown across space and time.