There is a smudge on one of Dirk’s cameras and he is refusing to stop what he’s doing to wipe it off. He’s useless. I fear I may need to engage in some retribution, for example, replacing every semicolon he uses with a regular colon, and vice versa.
further suggestion: change the . to a , and the , to a .
Hmm… I have to consider if this is too far or not. But he has been behaving rudely. I may have to.
you know what while youre at it make every ? a ! and every ' a ` just to piss him off maybe hell learn his lesson then
im sure youll find a good retaliation tactic! something thatll grind his gears just enough to fulfill that needed sand in the cogs. (im using too many metaphors but were ignoring that.)
Now you both are being exaggerated. The goal is for him not to notice until later when it pisses him off.
okay but the ' into ` is just enough to be ignored at a glance though