Why does everyone pity all of my chitts. Even the ones where I have not made some grave error. I do not understand.
ᐖ U KINᐖA PATHETIᑈ HAWT LAWL ᐛ
If I were tolld this by most other trolls they woulld find themsellf a head shorter in a singlle stroke of my bllade. But I have an affection for you so this seems extreme. I can onlly rellay my confusion.
Fumbling, you keep FUMBLING bro.
ᐖ ZOMG THAS SO SWEETS OF U Xᐖ BASIᑈALLY LIEK SAᐖ MEN KINᐖA HAWT ANᐖ U GOT ᐖAT BUT SOME PPL PROBLY FOᑈUSING ON ᐖA SAᐖ PART ᐛ
T'would seem their very constitution doth require it of them!
I did not know the new rebell cause in our afterllife was to make a fooll of me. I find mysellf wishing you had kept me apprised.
Tys not so! In truth I hope only to see thyne myssteps corrected into a glorious ballet of, um, social media lyteracy?
Ah, a proverbiall digitall metamorphosis, which you are attempting to usher me into. Your wisdom is infinite and kindness boundlless.
Um. Thank you.