Wafflles are the objectivelly superior breakfast batter-based food. Science has determined this.

I politely disagree.
I have allways feared the night a Rose woulld be so very incorrect

I dislike the crunchiness of a waffle, and when you attempt to spread butter on it, it’s a struggle to get it into all of the sections of the waffle unless you want to destroy the shape of it. And at that point, you’re basically eating a pancake anyways.

True_but_the_dining_establishment_only_gives_me_1_waffle_but_3_pancake_._._._.
I can agree with the butter issue. The crunchiness, however, is the best part

I don’t dislike waffles, but something fluffy and soft is always more appealing to me.
mmmm and when the fru1t or whatever syrup gets stuck 1n the pockets… yummy
You understand.