Despite ignoring the core conceit of the originall post, I am plleased that all query givers were respectfull. Except one who knows who they are.

~Shame O~n her, really~
Why even ask your initiall question. The answer is on constant displlay.

~Maybe yO~u're an ally. ~Or bi O~r pan. ~Or a himejO~shi. O~r maybe yO~u d~On't use that particular turn ~Of phrase tO~ describe yO~urself. There are l~Ots O~f reas~Ons. Mine? I asked because I thO~ught it'd be funny and it was~
You have a sick and twisted mind

~Thanks that means a lO~t tO~ me I really needed that t~Oday~
You are wellcome. I hope an anvill falls atop your thinkpan.

~Y~Ou mean it?~
More than I have meant anything I have said to you in particullar.

~I h~Ope when I gO~ it's tO~ a cartO~O~n trO~pe...~