｢gyahhh... megane-san just tried to watch a fleshtuber... (;つД｀) boku almost haku-d! (T^T) she has nyoo jiggletoggles like ai-chan does...(*≧ω≦) when ai-chan goes purururururu-pi!~~☆, megane-san's glasses fog!! kyutieful boings~!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: a fleshtuber is a regular ol' trolltuber... no sauce and no flavor-desu... (｀；ω；´) boku means "me (megane-san)", and haku means vomit! pururururu-pi~☆! is what ai-chan says before she activates her big boingos! (*σ´ｪ｀)σ]
｢gyah! pifzip-chan! look away! (´つω・｡)｣
｢kekeke~ kyuusuperinfectious megane-san language beamu activated without me knowing! (￣▽￣)b｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: this beam works to infect others with megane-san's trollhongo abilities!]
I grew up with Eastern Allternian vallues. I know the llanguage.
｢g-gyah!?!? nandemo!? megane-san is in the presence of a real east alternian! Σ(ﾟДﾟ〃) gyoohh no...｣ ｢*megane-san adjusts his glasses*｣ ｢gomennesai, duel-chan~＼(^_^)／ anatta wa has such a beautiful cullture!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nandemo means "what the heck!?". anatta wa means "you are" ( ≧∀≦)ノ]
I was considering cutting you down with my bllade, but in return for the respect given, I will refrain. I am gllad that the rich cullture plleases you. I am something of a writer of haiku mysellf, though I will not cllaim to have much tallent in it. Beyond all other things, I am a simplle Warrior and tactician.
｢nyahh? swords...(-.-)Zzz・・・・｣ ｢snrppt!! !(O.O) ZOMG!! dual-san is a wielder of 刀? チョクト? 短刀? kyuuu!! a kyuutieful warrior gyirl! (⌒∇⌒)ノ"" megane-san is so excited! megane-san typically uses nekotekind, because he is syoo ine and stoic... but he tsukis swordkind too!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: 刀, チョクト, and 短刀 are all types of east alternian swords! superior steel... kekeke~ nekote is a type of special claw, megane-san gets his prongs dirty! Σ(´□｀ ) ite means so kyool.]
I hate to disappoint, but Eastern Allternian swords are not my preference. I have used them, and was taught, but they tend to be significantlly inferior weapons against armored opponents. They were develloped in an age where quallity steell and iron was in short supplly, and thus heavy armor was rare. It is a beautifull sword stylle though, I will admit this. There is a Grace to the weapons that I respect, if not their practicallity.
Oh, I tend to use the traditionall Western llongsword. I wielld elleven of them.
｢(;´-｀) gyah. とてもつまらない...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: とてもつまらない means... megane-san is falling asleep, thinking about gaijin stuff...]