
「ahh~ megane-san knows now~ (* ̄∇ ̄)ノ he was isekai'd on alternia! (*´-`) his original lifu was as an east alternian ronin! (*・ω・*)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: isekai means "reborn in a new era"! (*^ω^) subaru-san of the infamous re:zero is choto goodo example! (。-∀-) hai hai~ kekeke~ (* ̄ー ̄) ahh~ megane-san wishes he could go back and be ninja again! (‘ε ’) with all da smexy waifus... ・゚・(●´Д`●)・゚・]

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What did you just say to me

ever planning /)n getting /)ne in this lifetime any time s/)/)n?

「megane-san would have deployed the ancient shuko weaponry! (*゚ー^)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ]

「ie. (*≧∀≦*)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nyuh uh!]

「(*ノ∀`*) kekeke~~ megane-san was being nyahty! (*´▽`)」 「gomen, cas-chan! (@ ̄□ ̄@;) megane-san is nyo hentai, his kokoro is pure! beating only for his waifu, his oshi, and his beloved ai-chan...(゚_゚)」 「byuutttt~~~ (ФωФ)」 「kekeke.... he wonders if cas-chan's skirt covers her pantsu! (ФωФ)」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: gomen means ah!~ so sorry! (;_q) hentai means pervert! (´Д` ) yyyyuckkkk, megane-san hates nyahty bois! (´・ω・`) kokoro means pusher! (´ε ` )]

damn was the last j/)b in ur past life just 2 much 4 u? sad eastern alternian animated sh/)w backst/)ry shit?

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- No, you didn't. No, you weren't. STOP. LYING, olivebro. 🤣🤣🤣

「Σ(;゚∀゚) g-gyah!?!? nani!? Σ(;`∀´) a-ah! tsundere minty-chan has appeared in my tsuchi hours after megane-san posted! Σ(´∀`;) k-kyu? is minty-chan... (゚ω゚) keeping her bulbs on her senpai!?! Σ(>Д<) squeeee!! so kawaii! (*つ´・∀・)つ your gap moe is incredible, minty-chan! uguuu~」 [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: tsuchi means notifications! (* ̄∇ ̄)ノ kawaii means kyute, because minty-chan is so kyute for checking in on her nuzzlord! (*´∀`) nnnnn~~ hhff~]

