♦ pitied by @calmedArmageddon
sometimes i will come back and see a bunch of notifications of people being mean to me and wonderw what did i even do to deserwve that then i check the orwiginal comment and go okay fairw
▲i would be more active but i spend all my time dealing with my dms nowanights▼
fukin hate fish puns
im celebrating tear them do*n tuesday because the ugliest thing your matesprit can be is o-erly confident
Besides im already happy with the badges i have!
I dont wanna bother junior —v—;;
࣪⊹₊˚{ IF THEYRE ACTING LIKE THEY CANT SEE YOUR BODY GLITTER THEN STRIKE THEM DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWNNNN, BESTIE!!!! \}⟡O⟡{/ \}⟡O⟡{/ YOU DONT KNOW WHAT MERCY IS! NO ONE TOOK THE TIME TO TEACH YOU!!!! \}⟡O⟡{/ \}⟡O⟡{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ whats that about my #cullquette #affirmations? youre saying you want MORAY them???? }⟡7⟡{ im honestly feeling soooo sturgeonerous right now so.... REGLUB TO CLAIM #thisenergy, besties!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ ⟡ you are beautiful + deadly + your body is LITERALLY a weapon of desire, babe ⟡ your fins are damp + moisturized, + your gills are soooo glossy ⟡ youre not overwhalemed! youre DROWNING in BLESSINGS!!!! ⟡ anything can happen if you want it badlyyyy enough <3 unless its not supposed to happen, then it wont ⟡ your hair is really shiny + your nictitating membrane literally doesnt look cloudy at ALL ⟡ you dont know the word ""worry"" because none of this will matter when were allll dead together #glubwaiters #endnights ⟡ they can literally see your body glitter in here. okay? if it wasnt going to show you wouldnt have put it on because that would literally be stupid. its just that all the dumb fluking nerds in here wouldnt GET IT because youre not LIKE them. like, youre just intimidating them because youre SOOOO hot + its got wayyyy more to do with them than it does with you or that scalper you killed. RIGHT???? RIGHT. because blubberwise you wouldnt have put it on! if they couldnt see it! ⟡ THEY CAN SEE IT!!!!!!!! STOP LYING!!!! #fincessposting #mantafestation #reglubtocast #hicaricore }˚₊⊹ ࣪
i am FREEZING my tits off. ugh!!!!!
i miss my wife shes gonna be back in like five minutes but thats sooooo long
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