666--> MOTH3RFUCK3R 1 JUST B4SH3D MM Y FUCK1NG FRONDNUB holy sh1t th4t hurts oh fuck 1 th1nk 1 brok3 th3 n41l cl34n through fuck FUCK #gor3
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can ¡ ea7 7he na¡!?
666--> 4ctu4lly you know wh4t, mor3 pow3r too you. H4v3 1t. 1t's not do1ng m3 4ny good 4nymor3 4nyw4y.

$ee? ¡ knew you wou!d come around! !e7$ be fr¡end$ $ha!! we?
666--> M4yb3! 1t'll t4k3 mor3 conv1nc1ng th4n just d1spos1ng of my torn nubn41l for m3.

¡ ea7 peop!e and $h¡7 ¡$n7 7ha7 coo! enou9h for you?
666--> Th4t's pr3c1s3ly why you'v3 gott4 conv1nc3 th4t m3 1'm not on th3 m3nu, m4t3.

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--E√ I've done that too with the big nubnail on my left foot. *Twice*. I can relate. The second time around also came immediately after I'd stepped on a thumbtack.
