Do you think clowns are like, secretly a cult or something? idk they always just rubbed me the wrong way
I have some terrible news for you. it's a fully organized and state-sanctioned religion here.
what???? No fucking way, I mean i heard of little religious start ups here, but its like a whole thing there???? WTAF???
indeed. the Clurch is a pretty big thing.
belief in the Mirthful Messiahs one day bringing them all to the great Dark Carnival and making all the unfunny heretics into paint for their colorful canvases and world. their face paints are unique and sacred, as is their drinking of Faygo. there's lots of clowns on here that post various scripture and would maybe be willing to answer your questions.
vaguely reminds me of this one music group, though I cant remember the name of it.
....I have maybe seen other humans reference this music group. it would be very wise to not draw that comparison to any clowns you speak to. they would consider it fairly heretical and insulting I think, given that a simple human music group could and should never be compared to their religion.