Hell-o. My name is J-o-riva Urvari. I'm a s-o-cial w-o-rker with the Warmblo=ods f-o-r the Ethical Treatment o-f Burgundy, Lime, Amber, Ne-o-n, Khaki, Emerald, and Turtleblo=ods F-o-undati-o-n, a n-o-n-pr-o-fit f-o-unded by and supp-o-rted by Her C-o-nsternati-o-n. My j-o-b is t-o prevent and investigate instances o-f cull abuse (which I am legally o-bligated t-o state is rec-o-rded in less than 0.1% o-f all o-fficially licensed culling arrangements). If y-o-u feel y-o-u are receiving to=o much, n-o-t en-o-ugh, o-r impr-o-per care in y-o-ur culling arrangement, o-r y-o-u feel y-o-u are being slated f-o-r culling which y-o-u d-o n-o-t deserve o-r d-o n-o-t qualify f-o-r, please feel free t-o reach o-ut t-o me. Culling res-o-urces are limited and sh-o-uld n-o-t be misall-o-cated t-o th-o-se wh-o can d-o with-o-ut. As an-o-ther legally o-bligated reminder, all culling is, legally speaking, 100% c-o-nsensual o-n the part o-f the culler and cullee. If y-o-u feel y-o-u have been pressured int-o a culling arrangement y-o-u d-o n-o-t wish t-o be in, please reach o-ut t-o me and we can discuss y-o-ur o-pti-o-ns. I am legally o-bligated t-o state that less than 0.01% o-f cullees ever rep-o-rt this feeling, and o-ut o-f th-o-se that d-o, 99.9% recant it during the unculling pr-o-cess. Thank y-o-u f-o-r reading my intr-o-ducti-o-n. If y-o-u have any questi-o-ns related t-o my r-o-le o-r y-o-ur culling status, again, d-o n-o-t hesitate t-o reach o-ut. #CulledRights #WETBLANKETF-o-undati-o-n #CulleeRes-o-urces
So you are comically useless on par with a chocolate oven, good to know.
Unf-o-rtunately, whatever y-o-ur situati-o-n is d-o-es n-o-t fall under my purview. G-o-ing by what y-o-u've p-o-sted recently, y-o-u w-o-uld benefit m-o-re fr-o-m the em-o-ti-o-nal supp-o-rt and c-o-mpani-o-nship o-f a plucky team o-f antr-o-llp-o-m-o-rphic wo=odland creatures wh-o call y-o-ur plight stupid rather than a member o-f the Warmblo=ods f-o-r the Ethical Treatment o-f Burgundy, Lime, Amber, Ne-o-n, Khaki, Emerald, and Turtleblo=ods F-o-undati-o-n. Thank y-o-u f-o-r y-o-ur time.