rEaLlY FeEl lIkE MaCkInG On a dAvE, tOnGuE DoWn hIs tHrOaT TiCkLiNg hIs bElLy tYpE ShIt. #NsFw #YeArNiNg
dUnNo wHaT To tElL YoU MaN, cHiTtR BeInG FrEe aNd aLl. WhY JeAlOuS BrO?
I don't get yearn posted about by cute guys. Not to be a bragadocious fucking douchenozzle, but I'm quite the catch.
i dOn't eItHeR BrO, bUmS Me oUt sO I GoTtA YeArN LoUdEr i gUeSs. HoNk hOnK HoNk, DiDn't sOuNd lIkE OnE TiLl yOuS WeNt aNd sAiD ThAt mAn. nOt tO SoUnD LiKe a bUlGe cYsT Or nOtHiN BuT YoU ArE A DiRk, Ya'lL AiN'T ReAlLy kNoWn fOr bEiNg mOtHeRuFcKiN EmOtIoNaLlY AvAiLaBlE Or nOtHiN. cAn mAkE A HoRnY PoSt fOr yOu mAn (O:
Let's trade yearn letters, and start giggling like schoolgirls over it, on some straight up moe shit.
i cAn't lIkE FoRcE ThE YeArNiNg, WoN'T Be gEnUiNe lIkE ThAt mAn. GoTtA Be lIkE StRuCk wItH InSpIrAtIoN. dOn't eVeN KnOw yOu lIkE ThAt. MoSt oF ThE MoThErFuCkIn dIrK'S I TaLkEd tO KiLl tHe vIbE.
No, trust me. I've got a hankering for the dark carnival lately. I can yearn with the best of 'em.
dAmN MoThErFuCkEr dIdN'T KnOw yOu gOt dOwN To cLoWn lIkE ThAt. ShIt, I'M ReAlLy nOt uSeD To fOlKs bEiNg tHiS FoRwArD WiTh wItH A MoThErFuCkEr. wAiT AiN'T YoU ThE MoThErFuCkIn dIrK ThAt wAnTeD To sLuRp mE DoWn tO CoMpArE WiTh jAkE?
Could be. I do wanna say, though. I'm not "a" fucking "Dirk", or "a" anything, I'm just me, Dirk. Sure, there's other Dirks, but that doesn't make us some fucking hivemind. Judge me on me, not "oh, this other Dirk was a dick, you're probably gonna be a buzzkill". I'm a happy guy these days, you know. And I'm more than ready to clown.
dAmN BrO My mOtHeRfUcKiNg bAd, TiMeLiNe sHiT AiN'T My tHiNg. DiDn't mEaN No lIkE OfFeNsE By iT. dIdN'T ThInK ThAt jUsT EaSiEr tO SaY DiRk's, JuSt lIkE GaMzEe's ... eVeN ThO ThErE AiN'T ThAt mOtHeRfUcKiNg mAnY. TaLl oRdEr bRoThEr gIvEn aLl tHe sHiT'S ThAt's hApPeNeD, mIgHt aS WeLl bE TaLkInG To a mOtHeRfUcKiN StRaNgEr oN My yEaRnInG PoSt fOr a bRoThEr tHaT AiN'T HiS Ya dIg?