Jake calls me a drama king. But I’m sorry who was flipping the ever loving fuck out because he couldn’t find his wallet? Dude you have a sylladex. Lol.
Dude. What? I’m like the most intelligent guy out there in the universe. Made a whole AI of myself at the age of 13 and watched it grown sentient. Made a whole bunch of robots. Even made said AI a body of his own to let him do whatever the fuck he wanted. The fuck you mean I’m not the most handsome, sexy, intelligent man you know?
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Bro like every day I’ve been in my head. I know it’s not a pretty place. Hell I might even over think at times. And what do you mean I’m not nice? I’ve done plenty of nice things and been plenty nice to everyone. Just because I’ve been messing with Jake on here doesn’t take that away. I do what I have to and I don’t sugar coat the truth.
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Apart of him? Bro what the actual fuck are you talking about? Are we even talking about the same Jake at this point?
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