try getting on my level man this is absurd @capriciousWardog https://i.postimg.cc/tTHZtwYw/shrink-motherfucker.png
dOn't nEeD To rUn dAvE (o: I'M HaRmLeSs oR WhAtEvEr. MoThErFuCkEr gOt hIs wAyS MaN, mOsT TrOlL PlAcEs bUiLt fOr hIgHbLoOdS. nOw i dIdN'T SaY AnYtHiNg bOuT YoU BeInG ScArEd bRo. YoU ScArEd oF Me mOtHeRfUcKeR?
// me?? 🥺🥺 tysm! i love this clown freak so much i'm so happy to hear you like how i write him! it's always nice to see a dave that isn't tied directly to a kk 😭
pssssshhhhhhh no just mentioning it in case you wrongfully assumed it cuz that would like never be true ... man just get on your knees or somethin if you ever end up in a situation where we have to talk face to face makes it either for the both of us if im not breaking my neck
// WHAT IM SAYINNGGG. i personally do not attend Davekat University (no hate ofc) which i feel like makes me some kind of rare species at this point LOL?? AND GENUINELY YOU DO HIM SO WELL ITS SICKENING. never stop your grind... also never stop the art grind because HELLO. JUST GORGEOUS.
nAw, I KnOw nOt tO AsSuMe a mOtHeRfUcKiN ThInG MaN (o: I SeE, dAvE WaNtS Me oN My kNeEs, ReAl fOrWaRd tHiNg tO Go n sAy bRoThA. cOuLd jUsT TaKe a fEw sTePs bAcK, nOt lIkE YoU NeEd tO LoOk aT Me tO SaY WhAt yOu nEeD. AnYtHiNg eLsE YoU WaNt a mOtHeRfUcKeR To dO? gOtTa aSk rEaL SwEeT LiKe tHo (O: hOnK
// yea no hate but got damn a different flavor is ok sometimes 😩😩 it is very rare. when gam hits on a dave his kk shows up like the undertaker. let gamzee flirt he's not a home wrecker. heheheheh got me all blushing and stuff heheh. TY TY i have to draw him like that tm (be large and tall slutzee) or i'll die. you too!! gotta make art in these trying times. yaoi will save us!
considering youd take up half the damn room im not sure how far id even be able to step back and ok in any other context itd be pretty gay to say this shit but it works totally fine here id rather look at your face than yknow when we talk i dont even wanna think about THAT for longer than i have to so no this is actually less gay than you think it is bro
// GENUINELY theyre like little rabid dogs sometimes! (though this can be said about a lot of davekat loyalists)... god forbid the clown uses the game hes so clearly got! // and yesss god yaoi will keep this world spinning. five million more freaky huge aliens and we might reach true peace... your muscle drawing ability is doing wonders for this fandom AAAND IM SERIOUS
aS FaR As yOu mOtHeRfUcKiN NeEd tO FeEl sAfE MaN, i dOn't mInD. i dOn't tHiNk iT Do dAvE, yEr mAkInG It mOrE GaY If aNyThInG BrO. wHaT My pAiL CoMbO? iF YoU WaNnA SeE It mAn yOu cAn jUsT AsK, i'lL ShOw yA. (O:
// real and true and it's like caliborn likes ya'll ship, that ain't a good thing?? the clown will flirt and be pretty, his greatest crimes tbh. a small price to pat for world peace. hehehe i should actually draw eq again, i miss him, he's so buff and fun to draw. maybe him and dave since they were suppose to be rails