
Fuck, I'wve ran out of liquor and rum nowv I do believwe, I might havwe to head land bound to go get some more, or plunder a vwessel for more booze. #substance

Oh no, poor 8a8yyyyyyyy. Don't trip and fall when you step off the 8oat.

Oh go drowvn in the sea mindfang.

I knew you were too soft to drown me yourself.

Oh that's cute, howv you think I vwouldn't hesitate to drowvn you in the sea, but trust me I vwould bind your hands together and make you vwalk the plank.

At least slit my throat yourself, you coward. This is precisely why I will ALWAYS win; you always give me the chance to slip away.

Oh but if I don't, vwhere's the fun in that? It's part of our little game after all.

Ughhhhhhh. You are SO red for me it's almost nauseating.

Hahahaha, oh you vwish I vwas red for you, no if anything I feel far to much hatred tovwards you to harbor any red feelings.

Woah, don't trip over yourself. I'm sure everyone will 8elieve you if you carry on expounding on how NOT red you are.

Ha! Ah vwhat a joke, say don't ye havwe anything better to do instead of sitting here pitch flirting vwith me, like I dunno running a ship and crewv of yer owvn?