THRILLED FOR YOU. POSITIVELY FUCKING ELATED, REALLY. I WON'T BOTHER TO CLARIFY IF I'M BEING SINCERE OR NOT WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I HOPE THIS MOVIE EXCORIATES YOU AND LEAVES A HOLLOW CAVITY SOMEWHERE IN YOU THAT WIND WILL WHISTLE THROUGH OMINOUSLY EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A BREATH. YOU'RE ME, YOU SHOULD JUST FUCKING KNOW.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS ONE. HERE'S HOPING THAT YOU GET THE CHANCE TO BE A FUTURE KARKAT WHO INFLICTS THE SAME EXCORIATION ON A QUADMATE FOR A DEEPLY "CHARMING" DATE NIGHT.
IF I CAN CONVINCE THE GUY I’M TALKING TO TO SIT DOWN AND WATCH THIS AND ACTUALLY *STOP* MOVING AIR THROUGH HIS CHITINOUS WINDPIPE DURING A MOVIE FOR ONCE, I’LL DO A FUCKING JIG.
THAT IS TO SAY, I HOPE HE ACTUALLY WOULD WATCH IT WITH ME. IT’S ALREADY GETTING UNSETTLING.