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I'm not sure the profession exists but I am an avid hobbyist Of course I'm sure someone else will have already declared themselves a pro by the time I send this reply
Damn it
WHAT THE ORB-FONDLING FUCK CONSTITUTES A "PROFESSIONAL" RUMBLESPHERE MASSEUR. WHAT GOURD-ROTTED BULGE-FOR-SPONGE IS DISTRIBUTING LICENSES FOR THIS.
| hAve no |deA! | jsut heArd some1 else sAy |t, thAts why | Asked |f |t wAs A reAl th|ng!! |m try|gn to be |nformed
YOU KNOW WHAT. FUCK IT. I'LL HUMOR THIS. LET'S TRY AND ESTABLISH SOME CRITERIA, HERE. WHAT WOULD *YOU* LOOK FOR IN A PROFESSIONAL RUMBLESPHERE MASSEUR?
well! hm thAst A good quest|on. well |d l|ke them to be good At mAssAg|ng spheres yk becAuse thAts whAt | would need. |d wAnt them to be uhh pershonAble And sweet And k|nd, | dont wAnt someone rude :( hmmmm cleAnl|ness? | dont wAnt dr|ty fronds touch|n me eww. thAts Abt All | cAn th|nk of :)
oh oh! And preferAbyl AttrAct|ve :)
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST, PERVERTS WITH THE SWELTERING GUMPTION TO PRETEND YOU HAVE AN OUNCE OF DECORUM. THE BAR HAS BEEN SET.