EVEN NEAR TO DEATH, ONE MORE SHOT OF RECREATIONAL POISON AWAY FROM BECOMING A LIQUOR-LOGGED HUSK, I CANNOT WREST MY THROBBING THINKPAN AWAY FROM CONSCIOUSNESS. NEED. TO. RELAX.
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PL34S3 DR1NK W4T3R
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TEREZI, I'M GOING TO RENAME MY TROLL ALEXA AFTER YOU. FOR ALL THE REMINDERS YOU PROVIDE ME AT ABSURD HOURS OF THE DIURNAL CYCLE TO REHYDRATE. YOU'RE MY FUCKING LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM.
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SOM3ON3 H4S TO B3. 1 W4S GONN4 G1V3 YOU SOM3 W4T3R 4T F1GHT N1GHT BUT 1T W4S 4 B1T CH4OT1C
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YEAH. BY THE TIME I ACTUALLY NEEDED IT, I WAS WAKING UP ON THE BEACH WITH A MOUTHFUL OF SAND. AT THAT POINT, STICK A FUCKING MOP BETWEEN MY MANDIBLES AND SCRUB LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO STAB IT THROUGH MY NECK.
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DUD3 1 TH1NK YOU N33D3D 1T B3FOR3 YOU W3R3 C4RR13D TO TH3 B34CH