
lookin at my askbox has me worried man yall twisted fr

CERTIFIED MICROFAMOUS "HOT BITCH" OPENS PANDORA'S ASKBOX AND IS SOMEHOW SURPRISED WHEN IT BURSTS OPEN LIKE A DERANGED CREEPYPASTA JACK-IN-THE-BOX FULL TO THE BRIM WITH THE SWEATY, FERMENTING LUSTMUSK OF THE MOST GROTESQUE NUGSTALKBEARDS THE INTERNET HAS TO OFFER. WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO LEAVE FLOWERS ON YOUR GRAVE, OR JUST LAUGH AT YOU NOW AND BE DONE WITH IT.

lookit its a certified tryhard who thinks hes hot shit did u get it out of yo system yet or you need me to give you moor attention

THERE'S NO "GETTING" THE VITRIOL OUT OF MY SYSTEM. MY SYSTEM RUNS ON VITRIOL LIKE A FUCKING COMBUSTION ENGINE RUNS ON AERONAUTIC PROPELLANT. MINIATURE EXPLOSIONS IGNITE MY DISMAY FLUID ON ALL CYLINDERS AT ALL TIMES. THIS IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS CHITTS THAT HAVE NOT RECEIVED MY MIDDLE PRONGSTUB INTO CHITTS THAT HAVE RECEIVED MY MIDDLE PRONGSTUB. BUT THERE AREN'T A LOT OF ASSHOLES LAYING AROUND WHO ARE WORTH SQUEAKING TWO SPONGECELLS TOGETHER TO BOTHER WITH, LET ALONE REVVING THE FUCKING ENGINE FOR. AT LEAST I'M WILLING TO BE A NUISANCE IN THE OPEN. HI, MEENAH.

dam so you a whore for em hate reacts huh aight i sea you. been a while mcshouty

LIKEWISE. I WOULD TELL YOU NOT TO BE A STRANGER, BUT AT LEAST ONE OF MY COWORKERS IS THE MOST RAVENOUS WHORE IN SPACETIME, AND IF YOU COME ANYWHERE NEAR THE MANSION WHILE SHE'S AROUND, I CAN'T PROMISE THAT SHE'LL LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE. THAT'S SYNDICATE LIFE FOR YOU, I GUESS.

i wouldnt come anywhere near it even if i had pan damage dude ill stick to wavin atchu thru chittr comments cuz fuckkkk thaaaaat