[831] Come one come all! For a limited time only I've got an exceedingly rare shipment come in, from the far reaches of Northern Alternia my team has found the mythical wellspring of life! So, for a limited time only I am selling that bounty to YOU dear reader at an excruciatingly cheap price! Just 500 Caegers and you (yes you!) could have your very own bottle of wellspring water! Act now because supplies ARE limited and in my experience these things sell out fast!
What are the physical qualities?
[498] I'm glad you asked my inquiring mind. A smart consumer should always know exactly what they're getting! The wellspring water seems like any ordinary water at first glance, however the minerals and location of the spring give it rejuvenating properties! Just a little drink will leave you refreshed and ready to take on the night. (For best consumption practices take once a day and keep chilled)
.o°kay but this d.o°es n.o°t interest my maj.o°r interest is it naturally h.o°t c.o°ld flav.o°rful bubbly flat what?
[332] My apologies dearest benefactor! It's uh, it's water. It has the properties of water. It's naturally room temperature, and tastes like mineral-y water. It is flat.
.o°kay thank y.o°u uninterested then g.o°o.d luck with y.o°ur sales fell.o°w entrepreneur