jade?

1 day ago

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A user of established repute

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

@gardenGuided[GG]

what have i done to make you doubt me.....

KARKAT

1 day ago

@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

NO VERSION OF JADE IS NORMAL. I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE. YOU LITERALLY GROWLED AT ME. WHO DOES THAT?

jill egbert

1 day ago

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A user of established repute

transgender

love yourself

bisexual

love yourself

BD-DS-SM

This user is risk-aware, consensually informed, and ready for the whip!

Rubber Pride

Not very breathable but still squeaking! That's good construction at work.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Sara Selected

This user has the wind beneath their wings. They are friends with Sara Mendel.

@embellishedBookworm[EB]

oh hey i just had this out, do you need it?

jade?

1 day ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

@gardenGuided[GG]

you could growl back no one is stopping you

KARKAT

1 day ago

@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

I JUST GOT HERE, AND YOU ALREADY WANT ME TO DEBASE MYSELF LIKE THAT? ARE YOU CRAZY? STRIDER ALREADY FUCKED MY ENTRANCE WITH HIS DRAMATIC BULLSHIT, AND YOU WANT ME TO GROWL LIKE A BARKBEAST IN PUBLIC? I DIDN'T EVEN STICK MY INITIAL LANDING, AND YET YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO MAKE ME FUMBLE MORE. LIKE YOU'RE THE ROADRUNNER AND I'M THE COYOTE AND YOU MADE IT HARMLESSLY THROUGH MY OVERDESIGNED TRAP, CAUSING ME TO CONFUSEDLY WALK THROUGH IT MYSELF AND GET A COMICALLY OVERSIZED ANVIL TO THE CRANIUM.

jade?

1 day ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

@gardenGuided[GG]

im literallyy so nice to you, i threw you a welcome party!!! but FIIINE you dont have to growl... not here at least. i will still get you alsooo i dunno if it means much but i am happy to see you

KARKAT

1 day ago

@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

... FINE. TAKE YOUR PITHY "LIKE". WRENCHED FROM BETWEEN MY STIFFENED, RELUCTANT TYPESTUMPS AS AN ACT OF BEGRUDGING GOODWILL.

KARKAT

1 day ago

@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

THERE. HAPPY?

jade?

1 day ago

Verified

A user of established repute

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Hollup

That was a motherfucking bar. That flow was sicker than dead!

member 0f the science team.

h0tted b00bs up ahead. tits, big 0nes.

@gardenGuided[GG]

i am very happy!! thank you!!

KARKAT

1 day ago

@carcinizationGenesis[CG]

UH HUH.