YOU TRY AND GIVE A GUY SOME GRACE AND HE TAKES IT OUT BACK AND SHOOTS IT WITH A SAWED OFF SHOTGUN IN FAVOR OF VAGUEPOSTING ABOUT YOU.

give me grace? you? give me grace? dont make me fucking laugh dude
I'M TRYING NOT TO MAKE THIS A FUCKING *THING*. SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT, MR. CAN'T MIND HIS OWN DAMN BUSINESS TO SAVE HIS GODDAMN LIFE. CAN YOU GET OFF MY BULGE ALREADY, OR DO YOU INTEND TO RIDE THIS SHIT TO ABSOLUTE COMPLETION?

you fucking made it my business when you l i t e r a l l y followed *me* dude
BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO BE FUCKING COURTEOUS?? I FOLLOWED JOHN, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, JUST PRETEND YOU DON'T EXIST? YOU'RE LITERALLY THE FIRST THING I SEE WHEN I OPEN UP HIS PROFILE. YOU KNOW, I THINK THE STICK YOU SHOVED UP YOUR WASTE CHUTE ALL THOSE YEARS AGO FUSED TO YOUR DIGESTIVE TRACK AND BECAME A PERMANENT PART OF YOUR INTERNAL SYSTEMS. YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET THAT CHECKED OUT BEFORE SOMETHING RUPTURES. FUCKING HELL.

literally i hope you choke on the next chickpea you put in your gullet the fact that a man so small can be such a gigantic waste of fucking space is a scientific marvel the greatest minds of our collective multiverse is going to be studying for fucking millennia to come
OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD. OH MY GOD. HOLY SIGNLESS ON A BIKE, YOU ACT LIKE I SHOT YOU. I'M ALLOWED TO BE HERE, YOU KNOW. I LITERALLY WAS JUST TRYING TO MIND MY OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS AND INTERACT WITH THIS SITE NORMALLY, AND YOU'VE MADE THIS ONE OF THE MOST HUMILIATING CRASH LANDINGS IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING. LIKE YOU ARE LITERALLY MAKING SUCH AN ASS OF YOURSELF THAT I ALMOST FEEL BAD FOR YOU. ALMOST. YOU KNOW WHAT? HAVE FUN. HAVE FUN THROWING YOUR LITTLE TEMPER TANTRUM IN YOUR LITTLE WIGGLER DIAPERS WITH YOUR LITTLE WIGGLER SNOT BUBBLE SCREAMING YOUR LITTLE WIGGLER HEAD OFF. I'M GOING TO DO LITERALLY ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES FEED WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS. BLOCK ME IF YOU WANT, I DON'T CARE. I'M NOT LEAVING THIS SITE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE INCAPABLE OF SHARING A SPACE WITH ME, REGARDLESS OF HOW UTTERLY MISERABLE YOU JUST MADE IT. HAVE FUN KNOWING YOU WAY OVERREACTED AND FUCKED THINGS UP. AGAIN. FUCKING ASSHOLE.

you literally went onto my page and hate mediated just about everything i posted tonight literally even you cannot possibly be so delusional that you think you have the high ground here?
BECAUSE YOU WERE BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE FOR NO GODDAMN REASON. THIS WHOLE GODDAMN SITUATION DIDN'T NEED TO BE A CALAMITY OF SUCH STUPID PROPORTIONS. LITERALLY FUCK OFF.
