MOVIE REVIEWS PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 4 AN INSULT TO THE PREVIOUS THREE LACKING NEARLY ALL THE CHARM AND ALL THE COMEDY. WENT "HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT" A HUNDRED TIMES OVER. CONSTANTLY TRYING TOO HARD. AS ALWAYS THE ONLY SAVING GRACE IS THE MAIN ACTOR. GOT BORED HALFWAY THROUGH AND STARTED PLAYING A MONOTONOUS VIDEO GAME ON THE SIDE, AND HALF THE WATCH PARTY GOT WASTED. 3/10, WOULD RATHER WATCH LITERAL PAINT DRY. ADDED A POINT FOR EACH OF THE ACTORS I LIKED.
Kult: +32
Kull: +15
Total: 47
Ratio: 2.13