@ARSENICCATTURBATE DO ME A QUICK FAVOR AND SMACK YOURSELF WHEN YOU WAKE UP AS I WILL LIKELY BE TOO DEEP INTO MY BEAUTY REST TO DO IT MYSELF
:33 < i just got up to lap some water and saw this- i'd much purrefue it if mew came ofurr here and smacked me mewrself, coward!
WELL I WOULD BUT AS YOU CLEARLY DID NOT READ I WAS EXPECTING TO BE AWAKE BEFORE YOU DARED HIT MY MENTIONS. THE VARIOUS HANDBONES ACROSS YOUR FACE SHALL BE MERCILESS IN THEIR ENDEAVOR
:33 < come at me loud boy!! i'll make it super weird and uncomfurtable fur mew if mew try!
TRY AS YOU MIGHT YOU ARE THE THIRD CAT-THING THAT I AM PREPARED TO ENGAGE IN OPEN-HANDED COMBAT WITH, I AM FULLY PREPARED TO HEAR YOUR LAMENTATIONS AND CRIES
:33 < oh my bad!! i should really start reading profile descriptions :3