IF I HAD A CAEGAR FOR EACH ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF I HAVE SEEN THAT TYPES IN OUR ACCURSED GANDERBULB SEARING HUE I WOULD HAVE WAY TOO MANY FUCKING CAEGARS. WHICH CONCEPTUALLY DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A PROBLEM. I WOULDN'T MIND HAVING SOME EXTRA STRUTTING AROUND MONEY TO BLOW ON USELESS BLOCK-FILLING ITEMS AND EGREGIOUSLY OVERPRICED DELIVERY SERVICES. BUT THIS? LIKE *THIS*? I WOULD RATHER SOMEONE HAUL ME OUT BACK LIKE DECREPIT OLD YELLER AND FINALLY PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY FROM EVER HAVING TO SEE SUCH MINUSCULE NEURAL ACTIVITY BEING DISPLAYED TO ME UPON MY FEED EVER AGAIN. I'M NOT BOTHERING WITH TAGGING THIS AS "VAGUE." THIS IS TARGETED. AND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY SELF-BETRAYING ALTERNATES WHO SEEM TO HAVE MAGGOTS WHERE THEIR THINKSPONGES SHOULD BE.
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