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SOME OF YOU COULD BENEFIT FROM SHIFTING YOUR ATTENTION FROM YOUR FESTERING NEGLECTED CROTCHES TO SOMETHING MORE WORTHWHILE LIKE A FUCKING *HOBBY.* GO SKYFOWL WATCHING. TAKE A HIKE. DRIVE YOUR SCUTTLEBUGGY OFF OF A STEEP CLIFF FOR FUN. MAYBE PLACE A WRITING INSTRUMENT BETWEEN YOUR CLAWS AND FUCKING DRAW SOMETHING INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND CONSTANTLY POSTING ABOUT HOW BADLY YOU WANT A SPINY DESERT TRUNK SHOVED INTO THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF YOUR SEEDFLAPS JUST TO GET A MINUSCULE FUCKING *IOTA* OF ATTENTION FROM YOUR CIRCLEJERK OF SLACKJAWED SKANKS. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT #NSFW

Kult: +24
Kull: +16
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.50

WHY ARE ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY ALTERNATE SELVES ABSOLUTE FUCKING LOSERS. I UNDERSTAND BEING A TOOL COMES WITH THE BASE IDENTITY BUT COME ON. YOU'RE MAKING THE VERY FEW SENSIBLE AMONG US LOOK SO HORRID EVEN THE DOLOROSA HERSELF WOULDN'T TAKE PITY UPON OUR DEFORMED EXPRESSION PLATEAUS. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.

Kull: +5
Total: 5

TELLING PEOPLE TO GO 'STREAM' YOUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN IS PROBABLY AMONG THE MOST PRETENTIOUS ACTS A TROLL CAN DO. DO YOU MEAN LISTEN? LISTEN WITH YOUR FUCKING HEAR DUCTS? I'LL KILL US BOTH IN AN ATOMIC FUCKING SUPLEX AS I PERFORM AN ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTE OFF THE DEEPEND PRONG IN UNLOVABLE PRONG. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT.

Kult: +19
Kull: +2
Total: 21
Ratio: 9.50