THAT'S EVERY SIGN PARADOX SPACE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY SENT ME TO LOG THE FUCK OFF FOR A WHILE. EIGHTEEN DEAD IN LAST NIGHT'S ATTACKS, BY THE WAY. SIXTEEN TROLLS, ONE HUMAN, AND ONE CARAPACIAN. I JUST THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE THAT QUICK UPDATE AS A REMINDER THAT I'M DOING SERIOUS SHIT HERE, SINCE IT SEEMS LIKE THAT'S EITHER BEEN ALREADY IGNORED OR COMPLETELY DISREGARDED.
What a horrid thing to see first thing in the mornin', though it's of course no fault of your own, commander. I wish this war would just hurry up and end already, but I know there's no chance for it to go with the wind anytime soon... Apologies for blowin' out hot air over here. I appreciate the work you've been doin', truly! It's just hard to stay ardent in times like this, but I'll still be workin' my heinie off for the cause, don't you worry!