NEW REVIEW OUT. SAVE YOURSELF THE TROUBLE OF WATCHING THIS PILE OF SHIT AND JUST READ WHAT I HAVE TO SAY INSTEAD. HTTPS://LETTERBOXD.COM/CGENETICIST/FILM/BETTER-OFF-DEAD/
And to think I tuned my eyes up for some fresh material only to discover this is the same review J and I read over call last night. Tsk, tsk. I'm all for moving untouched product, but to perk me out of my chair and get me excited for another cinematic flaying, only to show me Better off Dead AGAIN? If anyone has recommendations for your purview, it would be me. I've been saddled with more titles than an overencumbered librarian at Jake's behest and enjoyed almost none of them. ... And the scathing reviews DO score better numbers, if that's your angle.
JESUS GG GET OFF YOUR HIGH HOOFBEAST ALREADY AND CLICK MY BLOG FOR THE REST OF IT. I CAN ONLY TYPE SO FAST. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH PAST KARKAT.
BUT OK, I’LL BITE. GIMME A RECOMMENDATION AND I’LL WRITE ONE JUST FOR YOU.
Mulling over the selection. I'll DM you.
WAITING *SO* PATIENTLY. NOT BURSTING A FUCKING BLOOD VESSEL OR ANYTHING.