ERIDAN WEEK IS FAKE, JANE IS DOING SOME EVIL FUCKED UP SHIT BEHIND THE SCENES (BASICALLY CONFESSED TO IT IN MY DIRECT MESSAGES), AND I AM HAPPY TO BE ALIVE AND HAVE NOT HAD ANY THOUGHTS OF #SELFHARM SHOULD ANYTHING HAPPEN TO ME. DON'T FALL FOR THE LIES
The corpulent corpo is plotting something untoward? Who ever would have guessed her incompetent hands wormed their way into the tight cubby hole of this harangued little performance. Like a Winnie the Poo with his hindquarters sticking out of a wall he plunged himself into, I hope she'll pardon herself the humiliation of the "find out" stage of "fucking about".
FINALLY, SOME FUCKING SANITY INSTEAD OF CHIRPBEASTS WINGING IN MY EAR ABOUT HOW GREAT AND REAL IT IS.
I covet what little I've managed against scruples of succumbing to the batshit sorts who congregate about this platform. I would prescribe you a strictly adhered to regimen of cotton ear plugs, were they properly suited for insulating against stupidity in the format of the written word. Alas, you are far more subjected to the whims and whines of one Crock of shit beyond I. I wish you a swift recovery.