THEY SHOULD MAKE A TYPE OF CEREAL THAT DOESN'T FUCKING SUCK TO EAT.
I'LL STOP YOU RIGHT HERE BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO KEEP GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH VARIOUS TYPES AND BRAND OF CEREALS AND I'LL JUST SAY THEY ALL SUCK. I'VE TRIED THEM, AMPORA. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BULLSHIT BLOCK ONCE OR TWICE. THEY HAVE NOT YET INVENTED A GOOD CEREAL.
MY TASTE IN FOOD IS HONED INTO A BEAUTIFUL POINT. A HOLY SPEAR SET TO PENETRATE THE VENEER OF FANCY SCHMANCY FUCK-AROUND THAT WE'VE ALL BEEN LED TO BELIEVE IS 'GOOD CUISINE'. MY TASTE IN FOOD IS SO WELL REFINED THAT YOU COULD USE ITS TIP TO OPEN VARIOUS CANNED FOODS- THE VERY SAME WHICH I FIND MYSELF DINING UPON DAY BY DAY.
ANYTHING WITH CHEESE IS A GOOD STARTING BET, AND ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE HOT ASS THE DAY AFTER.


