MADE THE MISTAKE OF BUYING A BAG OF SPINACH AS A PERSON WHO DOESN'T EAT THE SAME SHIT AS THEIR ROOMMATE. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING MEAL FOR THE NEXT BLINK IS GOING TO BE SPINACH. WE ARE ON A 24/7 SPINACH LOCKDOWN. THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED I HAD LIKE EIGHT MEALS OFF OF IT AND STILL HAD HALF OF THE GRODY EMERALD MUSH ROT IN THE THERMAL HUSK. MY CONCEPTION OF WHAT MEALS REQUIRE SPINACH IS ALL TOO RAPIDLY DEVOLVING INTO 'WHAT MEALS COULD CONCEIVABLY INCLUDE SPINACH'? I AM CONSIDERING RECIPES NEVER BEFORE SEEN OUTSIDE OF THE REALMS OF VEGAN NEW MOTHER BLOGS. BY DAY 10 I IMAGINE I'LL FALL BACK ON EDUCATION FROM HISTORICALLY ACCURATE ANIMATED MOVIE 'THE LAND BEFORE TIME' AND JUST EAT THAT SHIT RAW.
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Consider Smoothies As Well.
INCREDIBLY INAPPROPRIATE COMMENT FOR MY SPINACH POST, KINDLY TAKE THAT SHIT ELSEWHERE.
WOW, 'REELY'? RESORTING TO TRYING TO HUMILIATE ME ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY SPINACH BAG? THIS IS SOME TRUE SIX SWEEP OLD WRIGGLING DAY PARTY SPAT TYPE OF COMEBACK. TRY HAVING SOME FUCKING DECORUM ON FUTURE POSTS, PRINCESS.