OKAY I ATE SOMETHING AND I FEEL MARGINALLY LESS LIKE I WANT TO BLOW UP THE MOON WITH MY MIND. TURNS OUT EARTH-C SPEED CUISINE ISN'T SO BAD, EVEN IF THEY WAY OVERPEPPERED THE BURGER I COULD BARELY EVEN TASTE THE CHEESE. CLUCKBEAST HUNKS WERE GOOD THOUGH. LIKE, COMMENT AND GO FUCK YOURSELF IF YOU WANT MORE FOOD REVIEWS.
IF I CAN'T WALK TO THE CORNER OF ANY CITY BLOCK AND BE AWASH IN AT LEAST EIGHT FOOD LOCATIONS THAT ALL SERVE ROUGHLY THE SAME SHIT IN DIFFERENT GREASE WASHES THEN WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT ALL EVEN FOR, HONESTLY.
amen if you ever get a sendificator or something that works between the furthest ring and your earth throw an onion ring burger through it for me i need something that i can pretend will just absolutely clog my arteries shut
what oh that who gives a shit about that were talking burgers here like for instance your total lack of gratitude for pepper what the hell man peppers been a culinary staple for so long and you do it so dirty for what because its not cheese thats the real tragedy here
OKAY YEAH FAIR BUT NO I'M TALKING PEPPER AS IN LIKE BLACK PEPPER THE SEASONING. WHICH I DO NOT DISLIKE IN ANY CAPACITY BUT ITS LIKE. THERE CAN BE TOO MUCH OF ANY INGREDIENT DUDE AND I'M AT MY LIMIT I'M BEING PEPPERED OUT OF MY FUCKING SKULL HERE.
of course its black pepper black peppers just objectively the superior non spice between it and salt salt doesnt even get to be a real spice shits just tiny rocks if youre hacking your lungs up like a chimney sweep urchin over a little pepper maybe that slab of beef shouldve gone to a worthy cause is all im saying
WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL THAT IT WAS OVERPEPPERED! I'M NOT HACKING A LUNG UP I JUST WANT TO TASTE OTHER INGREDIENTS IN A FOOD. I'M NOT TRYING TO GRAZE ON A HANDFUL OF BLACK PEPPER CORNS OUT HERE LIKE SOME KIND OF FUCKED UP HOOFBEAST!
was it overpeppered really or were you underpeppered your whole life and this was your final test of character think about it also the fries how were the fries you didnt mention the fried tuber strands
OH THE FRIES WERE GREAT. CRISPY ON THE OUTSIDE, SOFT ON THE INSIDE. SALTED WELL. AT THE END OF THE DAY THERE'S NOT A LOT TO SAY ABOUT FRIES THEY JUST ARE WHAT THEY ARE. AND WHAT THEY ARE IS FUCKING DELICIOUS SO THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER.