FUTURE KARKAT HERE JUMPING IN. I KNOW PAST KARKAT WON'T SEE THIS BECAUSE HE NEVER READS HIS OWN POSTS AND I SURE AS HELL DIDN'T SEE IT. THIS IS GOING TO TAKE A WHILE- ROSE STARTS THE WHOLE THING WITH A WHOLE SPIEL ABOUT HOW THEY WERE 'WORRIED ABOUT ME' AND 'FEARFUL FOR MY HEALTH' AND 'WHERE DID YOU GO? YOU DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE A POINT OF CONTACT!' FUCKING AMATEURS- DON'T THEY KNOW I MAINTAIN A PROLIFIC CHITTR ACCOUNT FREQUENTED BY EVEN THE MOST VAUNTED OF USERS?
I'm afraid you've got a little condition called "Terminally Online." Oh, with an -itis at the end, just so you know I'm serious. It's rough shit. Even the best of us catch it every so often. And the others, even worse, have something called lives. Just thinking about it makes me sick to my fucking stomach.
I'M GLAD AT LEAST SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THE SEVERITY OF MY CONDITION AND SYMPATHIZES WITH ME. SEE, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE LIKE...THE SECOND BEST HUMAN.
ONLY JANE BEATS YOU- IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S THE MOST LIKE A TROLL OUT OF ALL OF YOU.