OKAY. LET'S START WITH THE OBVIOUS TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM AND ADDRESS THE FACT THAT NO, I AM NOT THE FIRST 'ME' ON HERE. TRUST ME, I'VE WEATHERED THIS PARTICULAR STORM BEFORE. IT'S AN ODD, EXCRUCIATINGLY DISGUSTING FEELING BEING ONE IN A SEA OF FUCKING MORONS WHO CAN'T TELL BULGE FROM SQUAT, BUT I'M WILLING TO BE THE BIGGER MAN HERE AND TOSS MY COIN IN THE POOL. I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE MY '''FRIENDS''' SAID IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO BE KEEPING TABS ON THE WIDER GOINGS ON OF PARADOX SPACE WHILE THE NEW WORLD STABILIZES, AND FOR ONCE THAT'S NOT THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD. SO YES. HELLO. I AM KARKAT VANTAS, AND YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND THE LEVEL OF EXHAUSTION THAT I AM CURRENTLY OPERATING ON JUST HAVING TO WATCH THE VOMIT INDUCING FREEFALL OF ALT-IDIOTS CURRENTLY ON MY TIMELINE. LET'S ALL TRY AND GET ALONG.
A COMMENDABLE EFFORT TO AT LEAST TRY AND GET ALONG WITH THOSE HERE.
WHAT? WHO THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU? WHY THE HELL ARE THERE TROLLS ON HERE WHO WEREN'T EVEN PART OF THE GAME? OH GOD, ARE YOU STILL ON ALTERNIA, SOMEHOW? GOD DAMMIT I HATE TIME TRAVEL.
TIME SHINANIGANS SEEM THE MOST PROMINENT FEATURE OF THIS PLACE, YOUR ONLY GOING TO GET MORE OF A MIGRANE TRYING TO PIECE EVERYTHING TOGETHER.
WWhalecome on board. Gotta say, this neww wworld idea sounds intriguing. I don't foresea that pan ache goin anywwhere anytide soon though.
ERIDAN PEIXES? WHAT, DID YOU BOTH GET HUMAN MARRIED IN YOUR TIMELINE? FUCKING DISGUSTING.
HA. Ha. No. I'm fuchsia, hatched and haphazardly raised. Moray than time and space shenanigans to wworry about ovver here.
THE IDEA OF YOU BEING PART OF A SOMEHOW EVEN HIGHER RULING CLASS MAKES MY GUTS CHURN.
If it kelps at all, I get the lucky addendum that I'll die soon if I don't bust my bass wworkin for the throne. VViolet vversions of me on this bloody site are lucky fuckin bastards is wwhat they are. Not a day of wwork necessary in their livves. It sickens me.