I'VE SEEN LESS AND LESS OTHER KARKATS RECENTLY AND LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU WHAT A GOD DAMN DELIGHT THAT HAS BEEN. IT SEEMS THEY'VE ALL BEEN RELEGATED TO MY BUSY AND/OR OFFLINE HOURS AND I BARELY HAVE TO SEE THEM ANYMORE! HARK, IN THE DISTANCE! DO YOU HEAR THE WHINY GRUMBLES OF YET ANOTHER KARKAT WHO IS HEAD OVER HEELS OBSESSED WITH SOME RANDOM DICKASS GUY AND CAN'T TALK OR THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE? I SURE AS FUCK DON'T! I'M FUCKING FREE! AND IF ANY OTHER KARKAT SEES THIS ASIDE FROM THE SELECT FEW I APPROVE OF (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE), GET A FUCKING GRIP! WE USED TO HAVE A PERSONALITY, YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? YOUR EXISTENCE IS AN EMBARRASSMENT AND A BLIGHT ON PARADOX SPACE AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY, ON MY CHITTR TIMELINE.
dont worry karkat! whether there are 10 other karkats or 1000, you will always be the most insufferable prick of them all <3