ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER PIZZA PLACE TO TRY. I'M STILL SEARCHING FOR ANYWHERE ON EARTH-C WHERE THEY ACTUALLY GET THIS SHIT PERFECT. I'M TALKING THE OPTION FOR STUFFED CRUST, A CRISPY BASE, ADEQUATE GREASE AND PLENTY OF CHEESE. I DON'T CARE WHAT HUMAN '''ITALIANS''' THINK- THE TRADITIONAL STYLE OF FLAVOR DISCS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. YOU MEAN YOU'RE PAYING FOR SOMEONE TO SKIMP ON THE CHEESE AND FLOUNDER A BUNCH OF GREEN SHIT ON THERE HAPHAZARDLY? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK. TODAY'S SLICE ACTUALLY GOT PRETTY FUCKING CLOSE. MY FAVORED TOPPING IS PEPPERONI WITH EXTRA CHEESE AND THEY SURE AS HELL DELIVERED ON THE EXTRA CHEESE PART. THIS SHIT HAS A CHEESE PULL STRAIGHT OUT OF THE ONE IN WHICH AN ANTHROMORPHIC BARKBEAST AND HIS BARKBEAST SON HAVE TO TRAVERSE THE HIGHS AND LOWS OF BEING CARETAKER AND GRUB WHILE ON A SCUTTLEBUGGY TRIP ACROSS THE ALTERNIAN MAIN CONTINENT TO GO FISHING BUT THE KID WANTS TO GO SEE A CONCERT INSTEAD TO IMPRESS HIS FLUSH CRUSH. THE ONLY THING THIS LOSES POINTS FOR IS THAT THE PEPPERONI IS LESS CRISP THAN I'D LIKE. IT SHOULD HOLD THE GREASE LIKE A CUP, PERFECT FOR GETTING ALL OVER YOUR NASTY CHIN AND MAKING YOU LOOK IN THE MIRROR LATER AND WONDER WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE. ANYWAY, STILL A SOLID 8/10 BUT NOT PERFECT. THE SEARCH CONTINUES. #FOODPOSTING #THESLICESEARCH
THIS IS FUCKING RICH COMING FROM YOU. YOU'RE THE SECOND DAVE TO ACCOST ME ON THIS THREAD TODAY SO COLLECTIVELY YOU'VE PROBABLY SAID MORE WORDS TO ME THAN I'VE SAID OUT LOUD ALL DAY COMBINED.
\ mad respect f0r kn0w1n what y0u want 1n a flav0rd1sc! g0tta be just the r1ght texture and flav0r /
WELL DUH. I DON'T THINK ANYBODY HAS THAT LITTLE OF A BACKBONE THAT THEY'LL JUST ASSUME THE MOST SUBMISSIVE POSTURE AVAILABLE AND SAY 'WHATEVER YOU THINK IS BEST!' TO THE PIZZA GUY.
I DID FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE YESTERDAY! DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT GOT ME? MY MOIRAIL (??) COOKED ALIVE IN AN OVEN! I'M GOOD ON THE WHOLE 'TOUCHING GRASS' THING FOR A GOOD FUCKING LONG WHILE THANK YOU.
YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, DUDE. HOW CAN ANYONE STAND TO BE AROUND YOU FOR ANY AMOUNT OF TIME.
im just fucking around seriously though how does touching grass correspond with your platonic lover getting absolutely cooked
please it would give me so much more insight goofy movie loving pizza ranting boy